My dick and balls are out.

A response to someone telling you about their nerdy accomplishments, but only if said accomplishments involve numbers. This response has the dual purpose of freaking the person out to stop them from telling you their nerdy thing, and telling them your own accomplishment.

NOTE: One's personal dick and balls do NOT have to be out to say this, nor does one even have to be male.
Nerd: Alright, only 3746 more experience points untill I'm level 99!

Cool guy: My dick and balls are out.
by Froggy7384 July 12, 2005
Get the My dick and balls are out. mug.
A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 05, 2009
Get the Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world mug.

Dicks out for herambe

We remember him in this way
#Dicks out for herambe
by The mom that was stupid # October 02, 2016
Get the Dicks out for herambe mug.

dicks out honest

super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.
if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.
by dynamix18 November 05, 2019
Get the dicks out honest mug.
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
Get the Keep your dick out of your mailbox mug.