director

Barefoot fags from California who work for porno companies.

Man, that guy is such a director! Let's go get some In n Out.

by bchi June 24, 2005

Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".

Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.

by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018

Mouse Director

Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.

Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?

by Modness April 27, 2007

Director

A totaly useless program used as an outlet for useless people to continue to be useless.

Director is useless, I'm going to go kill myself.

by Scott Diebold May 17, 2004

Band Director

A often short person who conducts or directs a band. Has no life, assigning students scales sheets for their grades, and telling lame jokes. Often can be desperate at times. Can be cool at times, but most of the time they can be @$$holes.

Cool Band Director:
Hey he's one of the coolest Band Directors ever!

Lame Band Director:
This Band Director can't conduct for crap!

by [too cool to list on here] December 29, 2008

director's cut

A man with an uncircumcised penis, or the penis itself.
Derived from the film industry marketing tag for a later release of a film undefiled by the meddling of a studio, "Full length, and un-cut".

Upon seeing an uncircumcised penis, "Yeah, you're a director's cut! Good for your parents..."

by corrino2000 December 28, 2007

Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies

Ugh miss lewis is the director of my ass

by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017