dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

Retard Detector

When you hold your hand out at someone and if your invisible Retard Detector beeps their retarded.

Hey my Retard Detector started beeping near you so that means you're Retarded

by GreenBeanMan March 14, 2021

alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.

"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"

by sfy January 6, 2008

detec

an undercover police car, a crown vic with a normal paint job that a detective drives

oh shit, there goes a detec!

by alex campione November 25, 2007

Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.

Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009

Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is awesome

by Arutsuro May 12, 2007

Detch

A gay idiot who attends an all boys school, if not gay then they are terrible with girls.

"Don't be a fucking detch and help me move this desk"

by Assmaster69420 November 5, 2019