Tom Deritis

A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend

Ayo Tom Deritis you got two two foot tumors on your two twitty toes

by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009

Dorito Money

Menial wages earned through acts of prostitution.

"That woman has sex for money. Not even that much money, either. Maybe Dorito Money, but certainly not enough for a bus ticket."

Kiersten: "You got any cash?"
Collin: "Nah, all I got is my Dorito Money."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock January 3, 2011

Danny devito

The hottest man on Earth

Danny Devito is god

by Zachyboi Bennett March 15, 2019

Danny DeVitos

Very large breasts on a woman. Usually DD cups, but can be used in any instance of large breasts

Perv #1: Damn, dude! Did you see the boobs on that chick?
Perv #2: Yeah. Those must be some Danny DeVitos.

by Mike Kempner September 7, 2006

Dorito Bomb

The act of placing nuggets of one's fecal matter in a bag of Dorito crumbs and shaking the bag like shake and bake. Next one must spill the contents (crumbs and now coated nuggets) upon media of one's choosing.

Example 1
Chris- "Dude we totally Dorito Bombed that asshole's doorstep last night!"
Example 2
Jill- "Lucas said that he had a surprise for me last night when we were getting into it. He ran out of the room and when he came back he Dorito Bombed my bare chest!"

by Rackbar August 14, 2010

Deitobi

A yaoi pairing between Deidara(Dei) and Tobi(tobi) of the Akatsuki. Normally Deidara is seme, but on some ocassions Tobi is seme instead because he is taller and physicly stronger than Deidara.

Laxun: I just read the cutest Deitobi fanfiction!
Tepa: Deitobi is so cute!
Laxun: I know, right?

by Laxun14 August 17, 2008

Stealing Doritos

To steal someones doritos, is to stealth jerk off on their face while they are sleeping.

"Hey guys, I'm back."
"Where were you?"
"Stealing Doritos."
"What?"
"I stole Misty's Doritos ok? Leave it at that."

by iiTz MLG PWNZOR March 29, 2010