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Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right? Now that smells like immaculate deception to me
by Walter eagle December 19, 2010
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immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.
Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.
by BillyQ November 3, 2010
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deletion

to delete or remove parts from the content
a deletion mutation takes place in the DNA which leads to a change in the offspring
by pharosPT June 16, 2016
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Deception

The feeling you feel of reality after watching the movie: Inception.
Girl: "Dude! The movie Inception was intense! How do you feel about it?"
Guy: "Deception..."
by MaidenVoltaire August 16, 2010
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Depiption

1)The removal of the entirety of one's plumbing system from their home.

2) An engagement of intercourse in which the male proceeds to clean and/or empty out the females genitals via his respective genitals.
1) Do you see all the intricate tubing laid down? The Depiption of your house would cost a fortune!
2) Dude, I gave that girl the Depiption of her life yesterday.
by Richy_rich888 April 22, 2017
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Deceptionomics

The study of the nature, grammatics, presentational parameters, and metrics of purposely deceptive online headlines, graphics, and other engineered messages intended principally to mislead the viewer into clicking online links that benefit the deceptor financially, politically, or socially.
The deceptionomics of that website doesn't allow it to permit an iota of truth to emerge.

Deceptionomically, it wouldn't make sense for the candidate to concede the truth of even a part of the allegations.
by Azusakimball September 14, 2018
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deeptionary

Collection of knowledge commonly consulted by pot smokers in order to obtain the cosmic meaning of anything in particular.
Dude, the “deeptionary” says that grass is green because of chlorophyll which is great for my teeth.
by Eldude97 August 20, 2021
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