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human development index

the results of an annual evaluation of countries made by looking at life expectancy, literacy, and income
Geographers agree that the most effective tool to measure quality of life around the world is the Human Development Index.
by smarty_dictionary June 14, 2020
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menu driven development

The practice of developing a Drupal-based website.
When building a website with the Drupal CMS, a great deal of time is spent configuring options inside of administration menu. There is a module, Views, which is devoted to building a menu-driven system for generating queries on the database. Much time is spent clicking buttons and fiddling drop-downs, when the audience for this system is capable of writing their own database queries. Thus, building a website in Drupal is an example of menu driven development.
by The_Jesus January 9, 2014
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envelopean

Envelopean : is a woman named Michelle that thinks Tik Tok is educational.
“Hey Michelle, do you know how to build a spaceship?” “ I sure do I’m an Envelopean” . I just watched a TikTok video on it last week!”
by Herbert Oscar December 21, 2022
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envelope

An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth.
Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks.
by TheDarkFlower June 23, 2009
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Java Developer

Java Developer
A Java Developer isn't someone wears ripped leather jackets, a Java Developer isn't someone who codes stuff to look tough, and a Java Developer isn't someone who codes for the sake of coding. That's the definition of a C# Developer. Being a Java Developer is completely different.
Unspoken Rules of Being Java Developer:

1. First rule of being a Java Developer. A Java Developer does not talk about being a Java Developer. Period.

2. Second rule of being a Java Developer, a Java Developer does not try to be a Java Developer or look tough. A Java Developer simply is a Java Developer.

3. A Java Developer stays true to themselves, always. This means being themselves for themselves, and not being fake to impress others.

4. A Java Developer does not give up. Java Developers will always push themselves for the better, no matter how hard it gets.

5. A Java Developer is not a jerk. A Java Developer does not prey on the weak, and shows kindness in return to those who are kind.

6. A Java Developer knows his/her limits. Don't be stupid, you're not Superman, you'll die if you jump off a building.

7. A Java Developer does not make enemies or go looking for fights. They do not fights that aren't worth fighting either.

Any breaking of these rules is grounds revoking of the status of being a Java Developer. If this happens, a Java Developer must once again prove they are worthy of being Java Developer by following the rules. A Java Developer can only be determined by the opinions of others.
C# Developer Jock: "Look at my muscles, I can bench 250lbs, I could knock any of you b/c I'm so Java Developer!"
by JavaTheHutS January 21, 2013
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chaos theory of development

Also referred to as non-linear development, chaos development is a concept explaining that it is possible to get random results from normal developers, and indeed situations. The main precept behind this theory is the underlying notion of small occurrences significantly affecting the outcomes of seemingly unrelated events.
"Our company uses the chaos theory of development in it's software life cycle. We believe in reinventing the wheel, because our management team is just smarter than the caveman that first invented it."
by anothertool October 24, 2007
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Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003
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