Humpty-Dumpty

When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.

"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."

by usefulidiot December 21, 2009

Blumpky Dumpty

When, in a moment of sublime ecstasy, the Blumpkee (the receiver of the Blumpkin), achieves the Blumpkin before falling back into the toilet, onto his own blumpkin.

"Blumpky Dumpty sat on a wall, Blumpky Dumpty had a great fall . . ."

by Volde-blumpkin September 29, 2009

Dumpty

When something is intended to be cute but it is not.

baby face

My husband just shaved his face. He looks dumpty.

by Kalynmo December 18, 2017

Dumpty

noun, (duhmp-tee)

1. A Newfoundland term for a foot stool

2. A sex cushion

Jack and Jill humped on the dumpty

by 31_4eva January 10, 2012

Dumpty

A dumpty is a sweet and calm animal (most likely a dog but could be a rabbit or a gremlin in disguise). Dumptys are the sweetest animals in the world and they never bite, bark, or shred things because they are so calm. Dumptys love their master and are protective. They protect the house during the week when they sleep in the living room and they get rewarded with cuddle time on weekends for their good work.

Look at that sweet little dumpty! She sure does love her master.

by JustCallMeCute August 7, 2016

Humpty Dumpty

A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.

bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend

by CUMbova December 18, 2018

Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019