Delmont

The disgustingly unshaven beaver of South Dakota.

Greg: Are you going to the local team sporting event?

Me: Nope, there is an infestation of lice in my Delmont.

by Nick Patter May 4, 2009

DeLonker

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

by Protip911 September 16, 2016

Tom Delonge

Tom Delonge, amazing singer/guitarist from Blink 182*, Boxcar Racer and Angels And Airwaves. Hottest guy alive. Look at him. LOOK at him. Ahhh. Yes. He's SOO hot.

Tom Delonge>Anyone else

*Yes, I know Mark sang aswell.

Me: Tom Delonge is SO hot and talented. Yes.
Friend: No he's not
Me: Get away from me peasant.

by IsThisNameGone July 29, 2008

Deltonhook

Much similar to the duckhook while on the golf course but much worse... much much worse. As the ball exits from the club head you get a low ball heading immediately left the taking a vicious left turn resulting in a drive sometimes ending up behind the tee box.

Hey Aaron, Ben, did you see that? That wasn't a duckhook... it was a deltonhook. Whoa!

by adamdomingue January 24, 2009

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! Although the band recently broke up, hes still fucking awesome!!

I love Tom DeLonge sooooo much! He is so hott!

by gwen and k-la March 18, 2005

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

One of the sexiest, hottest man alive.

masturbates like 20 million times a day. lmfao

tom delonge is so hott

by miriah December 3, 2004

TOM DELONGE

Thomas Mathe Delonge "formally known as quitar hero form blink 182" is the coolest hottest g-tar player out there. He is starting a new project called Ava.

Omg I soo want in tom delonges pants.

by lisa limo May 4, 2006