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Delaware

The State where I live. Anyone who says bad things or makes entirely incorrect statments about Delaware should shut thier trap. I live In New Castle County, in Northern Delaware. Things are not boring at all. The only thing bad about it is that it is illegal to use a weapon in self defense. Too many people write definitions that say mean things about Delaware.
I live in Windy Hills, which is a Suburban Neiborhood in Newark, which is partof New Castle County, Delaware.
by Light Joker April 16, 2004
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Delaware County Christian School

Place where a bright young student is broken repeatedly. Resistance is futile. Jesus will win your soul.
Delaware County Christian school taught me how to hate myself more affectively.
by rachel March 25, 2005
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Delaware

I know that you don't give a fuck about Delaware, and I can understand why. But here is what I have to say about your state:
Alabama- too Southern. Full of the KKK and white trash.
Alaska- beautiful. But I think that a thrill seeker might not like it.
Arizona- I'm sure that its very lovely, but I have no intention to go there.
Arkansas- see above.
California- you people make me laugh. Learn how to drive.
Colorado- very beautiful state, actually. very impressive.
Connecticut- eh.
Florida- Learn how to drive while you are getting your face fixed.
Georgia- Oh boy. How exciting. I always like to visit cities that were burned by the yankees.
Hawaii- It makes me somewhat uncomfortable to know that I can only fly or swim to the nearest land.
Idaho- one word= potato.
Illinois- one word= Packingtown.
Indiana- eh.
Iowa- eh.
Kansas- bring me a tornado, please.
Kentucky- eh.
Lousiana- considering that your main city was wiped out, there is nothing exciting about Lousiana.
Maine- eh.
Maryland- somewhat exciting.
Massachusetts- historic, but is there anything modern?
Michigan- eh.
Minnesota- eh.
Mississippi- what a stupid name, but i guess it fits.
Missouri- eh.
Montana- see Arizona.
Nebraska- population, like, 2?
Nevada- prostitutes and losers. how exciting, considering 85% of the land is owned by the government.
New Hampshire- eh. probably a lot of fun for people who like to ski.
New Jersey- wow. it's a lot of fun, but learn how to drive.
New Mexico- nothing to say, because all the funny men with black moustaches and tacos will get mad.
New York- its a lot of fun, but polluted. Learn how to drive.
North Carolina- eh.
North Dakota- see above.
Ohio- Rock n Roll, baby.
Oklahoma- see Kansas.
Oregon- I'm sure it's very nice.
Pennsylvania- I like it, it's very amazing. But Philadelphia creeps me out sometimes, and you need to learn how to drive.
Rhode Island- man, I didn't know that anything could be worse than Delaware.
South Carolina- see North Carolina.
South Dakota- see North Dakota.
Tennessee- I'll keep it in mind if I ever want to be a hillbilly.
Texas- Too Southern, and too big.
Utah- I know that Mormons don't practice polygamy, but its fun to joke about them.
Vermont- see New Hampshire.
Virginia- I love Virginia, it's very exciting.
Washington- volcano me, plz.
West Virginia- incest and coal mining rocks.
Wisconsin- population, like, 2?
Wyoming- population, like, 2?
Delaware is a great state and you should love it more.
by spasticpancreas April 2, 2008
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St. Marks High School, Wilmington Delaware

1. A high school that prides itself in producing non-kablastafucked students who frequently complete the losing cycle against their extreme godly rivals, the almighty Salesianum High School!

2. Their mascot is a joke-of-a-knight that enjoys sheethed sabers in the rectal cavity.
by Cyber Troll September 5, 2004
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Delaware soda pop

Using your dick to shove Mentos into a girl's Diet Coke filled vagina.
Jill got a Delaware soda pop from Joe last night and now she's missing a leg.
by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009
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delaware county christian school

A school full of rich white kids and international students. The teachers stay for a maximum of 5 years before leaving for a better position at another school so they no longer have to live on the two cents per year DCCS pays them. Wastes humongous amounts of time in class praying or preaching instead of teaching the material.
Person 1: Hey, I heard your sister goes to Delaware County Christian School!
Person 2: She graduated last year and is now a strong atheist.
by absolutejanes May 25, 2018
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Bear, Delaware

The place where Gods are made. Also the place where the gangstas live and dont care haters from other places think. This is the place where 10 years ago it was all cornfield and now its all houses. all of us in bear know how to rep our hood.
just go to Bear, Delaware and find out.
by dis dude November 11, 2008
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