defriendzoner

Someone who has been friend-zoned and then magically transforms themselves into a romantic possibility.

Chris was just a friend until I got drunk and made out with him, now I find him incredibly attractive. He's a defriendzoner

by jackiebrown_doob December 17, 2013

defraggle

Defraggle:-

To decode, hack or crack into a simpler form.

I need to defraggle this dvd into xvid.

by defraggulator July 21, 2005

defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC April 6, 2006

defrag

verb
1. To half-smoke a weak 100mm cigarette, in order to let the other half relax and collect flavour. Stems from half-smoking a fag, expecting your hard-drive to defragment faster, then putting it out to smoke it the rest when you come back.

2. To relax, chill, mellow out.

1. I'm defragging that Du Maurier. Don't touch it.

2. Ah, sit down and defrag. You look awful.

by El Gordo December 7, 2004

Defrigitize

To snog another individual for the first time, to make them lose the state of being frigid

Girl: It's my first time

*Boy snogs girl*

Boy: Well, I just defrigitized you!

by Becka :L xx January 24, 2011

derigan

a made up name peeps sometimes use when they want to be anonymous.

a: whats ur name foo!?
b: uhh... derigan...

by worms March 1, 2005

defridd

To remove persons from a mailing list who are Fired,Resigned,Indicted,Dead or Deadbeats.

I removed 100 persons from the company's mailing list by defridding it.

by Dewey1 January 14, 2008