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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018
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Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably
*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019
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Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?
by Nigelfer July 1, 2008
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The Defecation Chamber

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.
by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019
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Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.
I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.
by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016
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defecation head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head
by g2l May 1, 2020
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Literary Defecation

An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.
Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017
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