Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.
by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

Does a bear shit in the woods?
student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?
by Nigelfer July 1, 2008

by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019

by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 9, 2016

by g2l May 1, 2020

Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
by Andre Ryerson August 10, 2017
