Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

by TheMostDieselManInSC October 11, 2019

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

by Nigelfer July 11, 2008

defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.

I am having a defecation event.

by baconlord32832 December 27, 2020

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

defecation head

another way of saying poop head

person 1: you are a poop head
person 2: well you are a defecation head

by g2l May 01, 2020

The Defecation Chamber

THE SHITTER

I must return to the defecation chamber my friend for I have the explosive shits.

by A motherfucking cuck October 11, 2019