deez nuts

make someone feel stupid

Me: ey yo, i might get a tatoo of the letter D on my back
You: why a d?
Me: 4 DEEZ NUTZZ!!!!

by k3v1n May 14, 2003

deez nuts

Sexual organs located in the lower abdoinal area.

hey do you chew tobacca?

Chew tobacca deez nuts!

by Rusty Bongwater January 9, 2007

deez nuts

1 someones definition of testicals
2 these goods
3 to teach some one a lesson

1 you aint have deez nuts
2 you wish you had deez nuts
3 a b c deez nuts

by gimpalicous May 7, 2003

deez nuts

Used to anger some in the military who walks into your office and thinks he runs the damn place.

Sergeant: You WILL give me a pair of those damn boots!!!
Specialist: Sergeant, the only boots I can give you are ODN boots.
Sergeant: What the Hell are ODN bo...
Specialist: OH DEEZ NUTS FEEL SO GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! Get the fuck out my office!

by Daonocto January 14, 2008

deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.

Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!

by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015

deez nuts

Deez nuts is a common term for Gen Z people, you will most likely see this phrase on Tik Tok. It is just a term used to trick people. And it is also pretty funny.

Me: “I went to Sawcon yesterday.”
You: “What’s Sawcon?”
Me: Sawcon deez nuts.” or Suck on deez nuts.

by levi akcerman July 17, 2021

deez nuts

When you look out the window, scream DEEZ NUTS
See your favorite nigga, shout DEEZ NUTS
Creep up behind someone, whisper DEEZ NUTS
Wannabe a pornstar, ya better have DEEZ NUTS
Wanna get a girl friend, make some babies with DEEZ NUTS
If you don't get my point yet, deez nuts are useful in many ways and forms! Shout it, scream it, whisper it, own it! It's MANDITORY

Hello baby, do you want a taste of DEEZ NUTS? HA! GOTEEEEEM

by dcnert June 17, 2016