dipstick

when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.

My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.

by Streaker30 August 14, 2009

freaky dipstick

the male genitalia in erect form

I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.

by Grandpajonny July 14, 2005

Gabble headed dipstick

One who is being incredibly stupid there for needing to be told so, so they don't get offended.

" That was so lame you gabble headed dipstick!"

by Nick123465 February 1, 2008

Dipsticking

Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.

I will be dipsticking Bubba tonight.

by o0sambo0o September 5, 2008

Dipstick

a loser, idiot

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

dipstick test

In order to get knuckle deep Dipstick test is a must

Gave the sconka the dipstick test and gaged,sent her for a plastic magnet finder

by MyDaddyWillKillYou6980 March 19, 2016

DipStick

"I pull up with the Shtik" Tekashi69

I pull up with the dipstick

by KarnJatt May 14, 2018