dickless motherfucker

a person without a dick and is being an motherfucker at that point of time.

lance you fucking dickless motherfucker!!!

by nate2wavy January 25, 2017

deckey dose

When you drop a baby on it’s head intentionally to shut it up real quick

I dropped that baby on the porch last night, I gave ‘em the deckey dose.

by Susan Bryant October 31, 2022

Deckey dose

When you intentionally drop a baby on it’s head to shut them up real nice

I dropped a screaming Junior on the porch last night, I game him the old deckey dose

by Susan Bryant November 1, 2022

Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin

The unspoken act of a female performing an upper decker, whilst a male counterpart carries out a defecation in the lower (relative to aforementioned upper deck) deck, whilst eating out the aforementioned female.

Gary and Bruce were both really excited to partake in the sensual act of a Double Upper Decker Double Reverse Blumpkin, but neither one had eaten a large enough meal to carry out the act.

by doubleupperdeckerdoublereverse October 13, 2019

upper deckers

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006

Upper-decker

using the water retaining bowl of the toilet, instead of the toilet itself.

that beyotch pissed me off, so I ate 3 large burritos, took some Ex Lax, went over to her house and left her an upper-decker to deal with.

by Amanda Huggankiss August 2, 2006

Dickless White Fuck

A Dickless White Fuck is a white racist whose racism may be either open or hidden, but who does nothing but whine and complain like a weak coward about non-whites despite being the majority in their own countries (but not for long).

These individuals will flee like little puppies from their own neighborhoods to escape non-whites who move in, and then once in a safe place will posture and talk tough about how "one day we're gonna rise up an' take 'merica back from the coloreds..."

But they never do, nor ever will do anything but be belly crawling, boot licking Dickless White Fucks.

Ninety nine point nine percent of the Tea Party members who came to see Glenn Beck, we're, just like Mr. Beck, Dickless White Fucks.

by Subfighter63 September 4, 2010