dunking the dolphin

drilling a hole in a girls spine and having sex with the hole. often times, this is a segway into necrophilia. Also, using the blood as lube is a common event. The hole resembles a dolphin's blowhole and the act of fucking it "the dunking".

Chris: Dude I was totally dunking the dolphin with Becky and Laura last night.

Alex: Dude, what happened?

Chris: Becky's dead and Laura should be!

Alex: LMAO!!

by D'shiznit February 1, 2009

Dunking

Using a public toilet with the incident of having the man's testicles hanging below the water line.

Jimmie: That hotel was horrible! I'm never going stopping there again.
John: What made it so bad?
Jimmie: The toilets were so shallow, I was dunking every time.
John: Good enough reason for me!

Dunking

by OrinjNanu July 29, 2011

DEFUCKINGNIED

Being denied, but with "fucking" added for extra emphasis.

sooooooo... today. I log on to FB and there is a friend request.

DEFUCKINGNIED

by Burt Sugarman July 27, 2010

defunding

1. complicating a simple question with multiple, tangentially related questions

2. obsessing over or focusing on the smallest irrelevant detail

3. providing important nuance to an otherwise simplistic statement

4. stopping the flow of funds to some entity

5. becoming stuck in the impersonation of mythical character

What the hell is he talking about?

He’s defunding

by marblesbrown November 29, 2015

Oreo Dunking

When a black man penetrates a white man's anus.

Person 1: Where's Kyle?
Person 2: He's probably oreo dunking Casey.
Person 1: Fucking thanks for putting that image in my head.

by D1sc November 8, 2016

Nut dunking

When you lean too far forward and your balls hit the cold toilet water.

Objective Man and Gratewon became nutbrothers after discovering they had both experienced nut dunking.

by Gratewon September 25, 2017

Dunking

To dunk is to jump in the air and stretch your shirt bottom out, landing over someones head so that they unsuspectingly land inside your shirt front. This is best done with hoodies and loose fitting tees.

Matt dunked me so hard the other day it hurt my neck.

What happened to Jay?

He got arrested for dunking midgets in Liberty Village.

by Dunkmaster86 April 11, 2011