dead

having an appointment with Chuck Norris

"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"

"He's dead."

by Lupi August 26, 2006

deaded

to be ignored, rejected by other people

man, you didnt make the basketball team, prolly why u deaded

by Brittany December 5, 2004

dead

(V) - to put to an end

nah, we deaded that shit a long ass time ago

by the truth September 17, 2004

dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 9, 2010

dead

boring as all hell

this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....

by hairy armpits are attacking my head! August 10, 2003

Dead

When something is shit

Someone: "LOOK THERES A FIGHT!"
Me: "Thats a dead fight"

by Impearling November 7, 2021

deaded

To open someone's text/snapchat but not reply, to leave someone on read.

Similar to ghosted, but doesn't have to imply that the person is trying to avoid/get rid of you.

It was used in the mid-2000's as a way of saying 'to reject' in general, but has made a comeback (at least in Upstate NY) most likely due to social media/snapchat.

1.
Tyler- She opened my snap 2 minutes ago, you think she's gonna answer?
Luke- Nah man she for sure deaded ur ass.

2.
Sarah- She sent me such a bitchy text. What should I say back?
Becca- Nothing, just dead her.

by anonymous November 20, 2020