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Daryn Johnson

The Hugest Erection in the world, hence the fact that it is a redundant statement. It's redundant in the fact that it is two words for Monstrous penis. The word Daryn, believe it or not is a word for Penis, originated in tennessee in the summer of 2008. The word Daryn is followed by johnson, which is a classic term for Penis, thus completing the fact that it is a redundant term in itself. The term, Daryn Johnson, is now commonly used across high schools and colleges in New York and the tri-state area.
Jane: "I touched him, and he got a Daryn johnson right away!"

Jack: "i don't know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and I got a Daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!"

Maria: "My boyfriend's erections are so large. Frankly, I'm scared of Daryn Johnson's such as his."

Jill: "last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his Daryn Johnson."

As soon as the young Mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.
by The_Grundletron February 27, 2009
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Dating

Normally a meeting for two people to get together and see what the other person is like. In Middle School and below, the term is used as an excuse to kiss people. Commonly mistaken with young puppy love
Daughter: Dad, Brian and I are dating.
Dad: Honey, you're five.
by TheShadow3002 August 7, 2015
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daynod

When one nods off during the middle of the day
Chris totally had a daynod during our corporate meeting today.
by TLou March 28, 2020
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Dayniel

Dayniel is a person who is full of wits and wisdom. He is a man of few words but when he speaks his mind, his words are very impactful. Dayniel has a unique way of expressing things. His peculiarity is what makes him great and admirable. This person might seem mysterious and deep at first but once you get to know him he is an open book with wonderful pages. These words to describe a dayniel are understatement because his existence alone is more than what you can decipher.
: be a dayniel in this world of sheer uncertainty
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dayna

Dayna slays #slayallday
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Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
by murdadrum January 4, 2014
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loosely dating

More than friends but not quite in a relationship so both are still considered single yet are some what together
No we are not really together were just loosely dating
by Loonygoon December 9, 2015
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