Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey June 2, 2011

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danish bismark

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.

Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!

by Wardgy January 6, 2017

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Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit

Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?

by Calxk713 May 3, 2016

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frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said

"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"

by cholrus March 11, 2010

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danish fart

Danish fart

Gaseous products resulting from the fermentation and digestion of junk food like Danish pizzas and kebabs. The farts are typically expelled in bars and discotheques indiscriminately by males or females, primarily Danes.
The smell of the Danish fart results being extremely toxic and usually cause a general outcry amongst the unfortunate standing in the vicinity of the spot where the pestilential cloud propagates.

Rafael: Hey Luke, what happened on the dance floor? It is empty!
Luke: it sounds like the “Danish fart” alarm went off and everybody flew away!

by milfonian July 24, 2012

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