Danish Tickle

When a danish mand comes and tickles your ear with his penis while you sleep, so you sleep better

Danish man: "Ever had had a danish tickle preformed on you? it makes you sleep better!"
Dutch man: "No but i have been getting terrible sleep so sounds good!"

by thedanishman69 November 04, 2020

Danish Wrap

When your chosen bed partner cooks up some bacon, wraps your penis in it and jerks you off using the warm bacon.

Man I had Suzy around last night and she gave me a mean Danish wrap...

Dude your sick!

by The kiwi strikes again March 30, 2010

Danish Daddy

A man who is called Danish that want to be called Daddy or Danish Daddy

Omg he is a Danish Daddy
I wish I had a finish daddy

by Edam shag May 28, 2022

frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said

"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"

by cholrus March 12, 2010

Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit

Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?

by Calxk713 January 22, 2016

Danish Longballs

The condition when your balls are so sweaty they no longer stick to your leg, but instead hang below your thighs. Your underpants have to exceed 37º Centigrade

Wow Im so hot today, when I sat down for a poop I forgot I had the Danish Longballs! damn nut sack was in the water!

by Bear Monkey May 09, 2011

danish bismark

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.

Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!

by Wardgy January 05, 2017