damper

A word mainly used in Dublin,Ireland to acknowledge that a lady is quite pretty.

"look at the lil damper over there!"

"shes a lil damper!"

i fucked this damper last night"

by spokdckkkkkkkk March 1, 2010

dampdown

To urinate yourself whilst heavily inebriated, usually whilst passed out.

Gerry, if you crash here tonight, you're not gonna dampdown are you?
Nah, I've only had two pints.

by Johnny Mindless September 5, 2007

jean claude van dammed

adjective for gettin round house kicked in the face into a coma...

holy shit he just got jean claude van dammed in the face!

by theMANbrad February 10, 2010

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

by TheBald July 20, 2010

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006

Damned to hell by a bitch

The act of a bitch saying "God damn you to hell".
Then you slap her. She goes "Ow!"
She gets mad and you wasted over $100 on a bitch that you pissed off.
You tell your wife and she says: "That bitch!" then you slaps you.

You get mad and stab her. She says: "I hope you get 'damned to hell by a bitch' again you bastard!"
She calls the cops and you go to jail for four years for assault.
So we all learned something. Don't get a whore and/or bitch.

Bitch: Hey!
You: What!?!?
Bitch: Damn you to hell!
You: Gr! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* How that feel bitch?
Bitch: Damn you!!!!
You: I want my $189 back!
Bitch: I'm keeping it!
You: Damn it! I got damned to hell by a bitch!
You walk home
Wife: Where you been?
You: Shut up bitch! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Stab*
Wife: Ow!!! Help! WTF was that for?
You: Go the hell!
Wife: Damn you to hell!
2 weeks later you lose you lose you case and you are sent to jail
You: Crap!!
Prisoner: Get over here! And make daddy happy!

by MadeForDeathDEFINISIONS January 26, 2011

God-damned

Someone (or something) that has been rebuked by God as being unholy and beyond salvation.

Also spelled "goddamned" by the ignorant.

All y'all God-damned motherfuckers are gunna' die!

by nihil8r March 16, 2004