bitch da fuck

something you need to say to your wife more often

*Wife rambling* Bitch da fuck?

by Willhacks40 February 1, 2017

Da fuck nigga da fuck

A stupid phrase my sister and I keep saying cuz its funny as hell
Basically means what the fuck

"i just tried out this new hairstyle, it's a little different, do you like it?"

"Da fuck nigga da fuck"

by LAlalaBOmBa April 28, 2008

defuck

defuck- 1. n; an accidental work that comes up on t9 word
2. v. a question you ask yourself when something crazy goes down.

what defuck was that?

by Cameron Megan November 16, 2009

defuckify

The eventual act of regaining one's sanity after a prolonged duration of a (poorly thought out) substance-induced altered state of consciousness.

"I called in sick to my parents. I can't see them right now. I need to defuckify".
...Let's have some wine. It will help. I swear. (10:30 am)

by tunak December 18, 2008

Shut da fuck up bois!

Deputy Ryans tells dem bois dis when they babble on bout nuthin instead of pleasin Ryans! (suckin caulk etc)

Shut da fuck up and suck dis caulk Bois!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

defuckestrate

verb. to physically fuck a person (or other individual) out of a window.
(noun: defuckestration)

"holy shit!! where'd she go? she was right here!!"

"dude. she's gone. you defuckestrated her."

by the mad farmer March 12, 2008

Difuckingsgusting

Any man wearing an unbuttoned shirt who is confident enough to wrap his arm around a lady, all the while thinking, 'Oh yeeah, I look DAM good.'

That lamo don't have swagger, his confidence is difuckingsgusting!

by Shawtyville April 28, 2010