a customer who is an absolue c*nt, who is obnoxious for no good reason...giving meaning to the anti term the customer is never right.
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\crush-tuh-mer\ noun
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.
origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.
origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
This crushtomer came into my work the other day, and after chatting for a while, we ended up going out that weekend!
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Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
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A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.
Universally hated by all
A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.
Universally hated by all
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