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cuntstomer

a customer who is an absolue c*nt, who is obnoxious for no good reason...giving meaning to the anti term the customer is never right.
gees guys I can you help me out? that cuntstomer has ruined my day.
by v_isa January 18, 2010
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customer service representative

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.
by farria87 November 3, 2008
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crushtomer

\crush-tuh-mer\ noun
A frequent customer of your business, who you have a crush on. This customer is typically seen every few weeks, is very attractive, and socially approachable.

origin:
“Crushtomer” originated from Jay, describing the high amount of attractive and sweet-natured customers who frequently visited the café he worked in during college. This term was quickly adopted by Justin (then known as Burns) in San Francisco, CA.
This crushtomer came into my work the other day, and after chatting for a while, we ended up going out that weekend!
by Matias (02) September 23, 2011
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customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.
Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.
by Mark Cole April 9, 2008
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Customer Care Manager

A completely useless specimen, incapable of making any sensible decision. Bordering on retarded.

A real waste of oxygen and totally incompetent at life in general.

Universally hated by all
Employee: Why are we doing this exactly?

Customer Care Manager: blah, blah, erm, blah

Employee: ok, then I'll just do it and watch you fail!
by lord lettuce farquah houston September 13, 2011
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EA Customer

Dumb asses who buy the same game every year.
Dang, my boi is an EA Customer, buys fifa every year.
by Genesect1024200 September 14, 2019
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Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.
“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom
by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018
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