Beef Cupcakes

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A saggy vagina caused by excessive sexual partners, AKA being a nasty skank

You better pull down your skirt, your beef cupcakes are hanging out.

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All up on my Cupcakes

God Sarah, that guy was all up on your cupcakes!

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Lines of cocaine on shit, meant to be snorted off of the shit. Only for really badass fools.

Oh my god dude last night i had three salty cupcakes and i will be never be the same again.

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To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

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To suck or lick someone's balls or genitals on a special occasion.

To frost someone's cupcakes, as in: It's my husband's birthday, I need to go home and frost his cupcakes.

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when you take your cum and sprinkle all over a womens breasts and have your dog lick it off

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Smoking mad weed.
Baking out.
You get it,

"Livvie and Trixie are going out to bake some fine cupcakes, wanna join them with me?"
"YEAH those chicks are sooo cool"

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