Cuntsexual

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.

1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"

by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

Cungus

(n) Cunt Fungus
Originated at a water park in the wisconsin dells.

Yikes, that bitch has some nasty cungus goin' on in her panties.

by Niki October 11, 2004

Cuntscab

dried blood around the lips of a vagina

also the worst word in the english language

Ronnie is a cuntscab for stealing my $20

Kelly had cuntscabs after that rough night in the sack

by Jonas March 28, 2004

Cunts Pajamas

A play on the old phrase "cats pajamas" when someone thinks their the shit but their actually a huge cunt.

Susie actually believes those guys want to talk to her, what a Cunts Pajamas.

by E.O.P August 26, 2009

cuntsizzledick

A stronger version of sizzledickmotherfucker.

Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.

Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.

Shut your face you cuntsizzledick.

You know what's funny?
What?

You're a cuntsizzledick!

by aviisgay100 September 28, 2009

Cuntsap

The sap from a cunt that smells fishy and is considered a delicacy in many countries.

Person: That shit tasts like cuntsap bro

by HawkenIV August 9, 2013