Clusterfuge

Multiple clusterfucks being spun rapidly in order to separate the component parts of the original fucks that caused the cluster in the first place.

This project is totally screwed up, nobody knows what's going on, unqualified people, stupidity abounds, it's a total clusterfuge.

This event has no organization. The directions are wrong. Nothing is were it's supposed to be. Everyone is wondering around bitching. It's a complete clusterfuge.

by Whatizhip December 23, 2009

clusterfutopia

an idea, grounded in fantasy, prejudice, extremism, or a combination of all of the above, that prescribes a solution the author believes will result in some kind of utopian outcome, but the rest of the world realizes will result in a complete and total clusterfuck.

The Tennessee Legislature's attempts to roll back Health Care Reform reflected their commitment to clusterfutopian principles.

by vibinc901 November 20, 2010

A Cluster Fuck

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

Crusterbushel

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.

I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.

by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Cluster Buster

A person who treats the medical condition of cluster headaches by using hallucinogenic substances, especially shrooms.

I used to suffer a lot with cluster headaches, but since I became a Cluster Buster I haven't had a single headache.

by JJA December 22, 2004

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

clusterfunctional

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009

In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.

by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009