Corish cruncher

The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.

Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?

Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.

Corish cruncher by Bayesoir January 2, 2020

Get merch

Get the Corish cruncher mug.

See more merch

coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

coochie cruncher by kgbish June 13, 2021

Get merch

clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

clit cruncher by japseye September 19, 2007