crabblesnitch

When one acts like or is a bitch.

1. Stop crabblesnitching me.

2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.

3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.

4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.

by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011

crabble

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006

cobbler

A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.

Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?"

Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster."

Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."

by Hobo2 September 24, 2008

Cobblesome

Something worth talking about.

That there is a very cobblesome base!

by Pokeymarmot7168 July 5, 2022

The Boston Cobbler

Stretching the womans anus from anal sex, then puking inside of her asshole, then topping it off with jizzing inside also to complete the combo creating the cobbler effect.

I stretched her ass, barfed in it, then jizzed in it.
The boston cobbler at its finest.

by like a little blowjob April 3, 2008

Chobble gobbler

Term used to insult an asshole by inferring he gobbles chobbles (cock)

What a fucking chobble gobbler

by BooGie.Wizstar May 24, 2018

hoboken squat cobbler

Per Better Call Saul 2.2, it's when a fully dressed man sits in pie and squirms around. If he produces tears, it's a special crybaby squat. It's art, and there is a costume involved.

He needs some alone time to get busy with his Hoboken squat cobbler movies .

by Scarlett Vale August 24, 2016