The Crinkle 

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

The Crinkle by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

Chris Crinkle 

A girl is giving a man a blow job and right before he blows his load she slaps her cheeks. Then when she pulls of he ejaculates al over her mouth and chin, giving her a beard and rossie cheeks.

Yo nolan when you mom was blowing me last night i gave her a chris crinkle.

Chris Crinkle by PatMan629 December 18, 2007

Wet Crinkle 

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

Wet Crinkle by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

Make It Crinkle

Equivalent to "show me the money". The act of "making it crinkle" is when you get paid, and it crinkles in the palm of your hand, or as you stuff it into your pocket.

Short form: Crinkle = Cash

You have my money, bitch? You better make that shit crinkle!

Tell me how much you need and make it crinkle!

Also could be used as a noun: Bitch better have my crinkle!

Make It Crinkle by UrbanArch December 18, 2008

Cricklewood

Area of NW London with a lot of character, that's on the up.

Cricklewood is getting cooler by the day.

Cricklewood by .l May 9, 2014

Crinkly Dinker 

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.

Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.

Crinkly Dinker by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

Cri-cringle-brekk 

being so disassociated with your mind and body that you can no longer distinguish between fact,fiction, life and death

"mate are you still with us ?"
uhhh....cri-cringle-brekk?"

Cri-cringle-brekk by warren whoppers June 1, 2017