Creme puff

When you blow in a girls butt and she darts

Dude a girl creme puffed on my Johnson lastnight

by Puffslayer September 2, 2017

Quim Creme

The juice or creme produced by a sexually excited vagina.

Phil: I had an awesome night with a sloshpot last night, her pussy was so wet.

John: Nothing beats the taste of fresh quim creme

Phil: Fuck yeah!!!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009

Creme Egg

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.

Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!

by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010

creme puff

someone who is weak or soft

That team the bulls played last night were a bunch of creme puffs.

by nail32 January 2, 2010

creme brulee

When a woman catches a guy's cum in her hand and then gently blows on it until the top layer solidifies. Then she has to lightly tap the "crust" with her fingernail and eat her lovely desert.

I gave my girlfriend a lovely creme brulee the other night.

by Cee Reezy March 15, 2008

creme brulee

cunnilingus through a scab. The receiving party should have a large scab covering their vaginal opening. The partner performing the act pokes through the scab with his/her tongue, or chews through it with their teeth in order to perform oral sex. Swallowing the scab is optional.

i went down on Zoe and much to my chagrin, a creme brulee was in order to finish the act.

by jar bear August 15, 2004

Crispy Creme

A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.

Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.

by Fumples September 21, 2007