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Creep

A term that shallow women use to describe any man they do not find physically attractive.
Jane: Ewww. Did you see that chubby guy over there?

Mary: Yeah. I was riding the elevator, and he got in. Then he smiled and said hello and briefly made eye contact.

Jane: Gross! He tried talking to you? What a creep.

(Attractive man walks up) Hey. I've been watching you for the last hour. You look hot. Want me to buy you a drink?

Jane: Hell yeah. Let's do shots!
by rogerthewhale March 9, 2014
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CREEP

CREEP #1

A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior or Persona (see Creep #2 & #3).
Creeps Can “Give Off” A Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend, Lurker Vibe.

Many Times, Creeps Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have “Fake Charming Voices” (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creeps, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees & Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Sometimes Physically Fit, so that they can Rape More Often.

Many Female Creeps Are TATTOOED & Are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes. Sometimes, they look like plain housewives.

Creeps are Always Looking to Get Laid.

Some Common Examples of Creeps (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
2. All ADULTS who Try to HAVE SEX WITH Teenagers By Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
3. Most Guys Who Have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe & China.
4. Married Men Who “Come On” to You While They Are Bringing their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy Reiner with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little CREEP.
by Tina from the BGCA August 29, 2014
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Creep

1. A man who pursues a girl knowing the girl has a boyfriend/husband.

2. A person who repeatedly asks someone out utilizing late night texts and facebook.
Sarah's boyfriend was mad after he found out that creep billy texted her at 3a.m. again.
by billyv44 April 4, 2010
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creeping

to be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately.
by sussiee July 8, 2009
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creeping

Banging someone while you're taken.
Shaggy's girlfriend caught him red-handed creepin' with the girl next door.
by Kara E. June 7, 2005
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The Creep

Raising your right arm and right leg at the same time, then raising your left arm and left leg at the same time.
Jane: How do you know he's a creeper?

Bob: He was doing the creep.
by Redcowz February 23, 2011
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Creeping

To scan Facebook constantly, looking at everyone's profiles, interests, photos, etc. Often done on attractive people, or young boys in girls, and bets are placed as to who will grow up sexy.

Creeping is commonly done by jealous or skeptical girlfriends, to make sure their boyfriend is not talking to other girls, or commenting on their pictures.

Creeping is a common habit which is acceptable to a certain point. You know you have a problem when you know a little something about every kid in the upcoming grade 8 class, and you are graduated..
girl 1: Omg did you know ashley and john broke up :'(

girl 2: um.. no.. you never even talked to her in your whole life whats the problem?

girl 1: well i was creeping her so much i feel like were friends.

girl 2: ah. well then. continue.
by Rambo1107 February 3, 2010
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