When a male takes a large drink of vodka/absinthe and the has another male place their testicles in his mouth and proceeds to gargle the alcohol whilst thrashing his tongue around his mouth erratically.
Aww mate, I got so wrecked last night I ended up giving Eddie a crackadeemus blabber jug! He shot all over my legs.
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“Don’t mind my cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”
“Hey, did you hear about Bob’s new cracktress”
“Damn, I heard she had a cracktress.”
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Cockwarem is a fat person that looks like a bald fucker. Hes mostly abusing children at school. Hes a teacher aswell. Cockwarem mostly sucks multiple dicks. He also abuses children starting with the letter Y.
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by Crackarmel February 3, 2022
Get the crackarmel mug.Crack user : I blew all my pay on crack and now I can’t afford to send my kids to school so they’ll have to study in the streets of (name of any suburb known for its drug-using population)”
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
Smug kid: “well because my dad is a Cracktologist, my parents can afford to send me to the best Crackademy”
Smug kid 2: yeah I’m going to Murray Bridge Crackademy because my dad is the number one Crack Dealer in Australia
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
Get the Crackademy mug.To a turn around 180 degrees abruptly. Most commonly occurs in a vehicle, but also can be performed on foot.
I forgot to get melk for my cereal, so I had to crackauey real quick and went back to the store to get some.
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