cracking

trying to crack. trying to make jokes

Me:yo fat brain ass
You:oh u cracking?

by Sr.G Oh May 11, 2006

Finger-cracking

A very bad habit that millions of people have, producing an irritating "cracking" sound. You'll know it when you hear it, or see someone doing it.

Why can't people crack all their fingers together at once and quickly get it over with?

by Flatlander April 16, 2005

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

Cracking Ass

to shit violently,to shoot ass all over the seat and the bowl,to blow ass,to shit with sounds of pain.

I cracked ass last night at work!

by yetti March 21, 2003

Cracking

Well used Irish phrase that describes someone who is extremely good looking. Often used with positive superlatives.

Jesus, did you see yer wan? She's absolutely cracking!

Love to have a go of her, she's cracking so she is!

by savingface January 9, 2014

Cracking under pressure

When someone is really confused and doesn't know whats going on, and starts to panic.

Bill: Hey bob, wanna partyyyyyy
Sandy: Wait no come to meeeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Bill: Come to meeeeeeee
Steve: Come to meeeeeeee
Sandy: Come to meeeeeeee
Bob: (Cracking under pressure) Uhh.. uhh... ah.. ahh.. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!

by Oreztov July 7, 2017

Cracking

When a person's butt is visibly sticking out of their pants

Me: Kevin was cracking today and I didn't know what to do. I just stood there

by bmc2996 September 7, 2013