Brown Crabbing

when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and one squats in a crab like position over the other ones mouth while the person shits in they're mouth, while the catcher splooges on the shitters gooch.

Did you here Alex was Brown Crabbing Jason at the party last friday, i heared Ayrton's mom was pissed but she was releived because she got to paint it afterwards.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

Crabitch

when you've been with a girl for a short period of time and she starts to turn into a crazy bitch wanting all of your time, money and affection.

Joe: Hey Frank, wanna hang out?
Frank: nah i cant.. i got a crabitch.
Joe: man thats a fucking prado

by greyfox7777777 January 5, 2009

crabitation

1. imitation crab meat
2. someone whose very presence makes people instantly crabby.
3. (crabitate) v. the act of shying away from a crabitating person.

Let's buy some of that crabitation to put on our salads.
Mootz Moody is the master of crabitation. All he has to do is open his mouth and people crabitate away from him.

by The Blackwolf October 23, 2009

Crabbin

To spontaneously breakdown and cry in the fetal position

"Wow, bitch be crabbin!"

"I found her crabbin all over the bathroom floor"

by jackhan May 28, 2008

chabbit

Any Annoyingly loud and persistent person. Generally used to describe a person who calls you on the phone continually and obnoxsiously. See; Rabbit.

Bob: Holy the chabbit is starting to turn on the wind!
Holly: The wind?
Bob: Yeah here comes the tornado pitch!

by KYWaterfall December 21, 2007

Crabbing

Crabbing involves an intricate process of anal penetration, then ejaculation into the partners'(male or female) bunghole. After these steps have been completed, the fucker sucks the cum out of the suckee's asshole with a straw forming a red, white, and brown solution.

Ben and Alex were banging eachother from behind then Ben finished and sucked out his fatty mcnut from Alex's money-hole.

by Seymour Butts April 5, 2005

crabbies

When one has scabbies who posess rabies. THey have crabs with rabies.

Michelle, you got crabbies all over your pants.

by Candace January 24, 2004