Colden

An amazing guy. Hes very pretty, and he has the most gorgeous eyes. He has the best personality and is very sweet and caring. His smile, laugh, and voice are so perfect. He tends to be insecure, but if he could see himself in my eyes, he´d see how truly amazing he is.
I´m so lucky to get to call him mine.

Colden is very pretty.

by Playing.urmom February 28, 2022

coulsen

Recently circumcised.

Jacob: Hey you hear about Coulsen?

Ashley: Yes he just got circumcised.

by Call_Me_Wizzie June 25, 2023

he couldn't get it on

she wanted it but he couldn't deliver

he couldn't get it on example when he couldn't get it up

by Mclovinghghjhfsdgfht October 21, 2017

you couldn't penetrate the zoom

spoken by the beautiful outstanding Sydney Jones herself

me: laughing*
sydney: you couldn't penetrate the zoom

by memer man 69 October 1, 2019

I couldn't find any other name

When you can't find any other name

Person 1: What's your username
Person 2: It's "I couldn't find any other name"

by I couldn't find any other name November 9, 2021

The skeleton soldier couldn't protect the dungeon

A anime where a skeleton warrior fails to protect everyone in his life

The skeleton soldier couldn't protect the dungeon

by Imthehamman July 25, 2023

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.

Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."

by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016