Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008

Cohler

A handsome person that is so cool that anyone in a 1billion mile radius can't be as cool as him

Don't go close to Cohler you will become cool

by Cool cat June 16, 2014

Cooler sand

This sand is way better than what anakin skywalker hates. It’s not coarse, its not rough and it doesn’t go anywhere. Sand is the best thing ever and you know it. Idiots.

Guy 1: Sand is very cool hence the name of the definition

Guy 2: So cooler sand?

by Sandman46 May 21, 2022

Cooler

A cooler is a somewhat insulated container where you fill it with ice and add drinks(like soda) to it. You can also add ethyl chloride to it for extra cooling power.

Cooler also means more cool.

I added ice and crush orange sodas in the cooler when I went fishing with some friends. It was awesome!

I was casterboarding! I was cooler than the other guy.

by HawaiianPunch1 July 11, 2021

coolero

A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.

"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"

by Jacob Miller September 14, 2005

cooler cunt

a cooler cunt is a girl who drinks all of one cooler, or if she's extra skanky, just the neck. and suddenly she's falling all over the place...especially the laps of males nearby. and she's also suddenly very warm, and will need to remove layers of clothing and scream randomly along to music she hears mostly in her own head while she dances like a fucking idiot. and this lasts THE ENITRE NIGHT until she has managed to make out/fuck every man she comes in contact with. all off of one cooler. and she holds no responsibilty because she was "drunk"

Mike: Dude i just did that chick Cindy
John: so did the rest of the party dude, she's a cooler cunt

by Kyeboom January 18, 2008

The Cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

by slopass December 13, 2004