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Consolesexual

When you’re sexually attracted to a game console!
1: I had sex last night!
2: Great! With who?
1: My PlayStation 5!
2: oh no... you’re consolesexual, aren’t you?
by TwilightKid53 June 4, 2021
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The console/gaming war

A war in which the fan boys of both PlayStation and X-box argue about which is better.PC fan boys stand by and claim to be "the glorious PC master race"often stating(just as much as console fan boys)that they're are best,and are to up themselves to realize they're just as bad.All the while Nintendo stays in the background gaming and doing exactly what the PC fan boys claim to be doing,and for that they're discriminated against.Oh and by the way no I am not a Nintendo fan boy.
The console/gaming war:
PlayStation BEST!
Xbox:NO I'M BEST!
PC:LOOK,I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
NINTENDO:*sigh
by DON'TWORRYI'MLEGIT December 4, 2013
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The Last great console

See: Super Nintendo Entertainment System (SNES)
See also: Amazing

The Super NES was the last great of the greats. While there were other respectable consoles (Sega Master System, etc.) the SNES stands head-and-shoulders above them all. Utilizing the first real Interconsole Connectivity (a system of ideas that is still in employment today) the SNES beat down other companies with its ability to play Gameboy games with its Game-Genie-like Super Gameboy adapter.

Following up from their heritage of "Programmable Games" (excitebike, etc.), The system had Mario Paint, where hours could fall into nonexistance as you try to draw with the only mouse for a console available at the time, and for years to come.

There is so much amazingness packed into this gray-and-purple rectangle (With its own Eject button!)that its hard to see why gaming went and started to depend on graphical capabilities, but there is an explanation in the SNES itself.

Super Nintendo sowed the seeds of its own demise when Nintendo released StarFox with the SuperFX chip built into the cartridge, it was one of the first fully Three-Dimensional console titles, if not The First.
"Wanna play The Last Great Console?"

"Yeah! Pop in Secret of Mana*!"

(*Secret of Mana, one of the first realtime multiplayer RPG 's)
by T3h Ruiner August 15, 2006
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loss of consortium

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.
After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?
by Judge Learned Hand August 25, 2008
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Carson

Carson is an amazing guy! he’s fun, funny, athletic, kind, caring, and cute as HELL!! you will never want to pass up being friends with him, cause you’ll regret it. he will tease you and try to make you laugh if he likes you, trust me. he’s a flirt, and he will fall in love with you till the day you die and he won’t ever cheat or anything, cause he’ll be too in love. he’s loyal as hell!!!
Hey, is that Carson!?
yeah, isn’t he amazing?!
YES!! but wait, he has a girlfriend doesn’t he?
yeah, and he’s loyal as HELL, good luck with that one.
by Pumkinmix214 August 25, 2018
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Carson

Jus a homie grabbin raw tiddies and vibin.
Oh shit it’s Da Nigga Carson
by CoochieConsumer nigga cheese December 1, 2019
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Colson

Person one:i wish i was colson

Person two: i wish a colson was my bf
by kkk5656 May 1, 2010
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