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Urkelnomically Correct

The term for when a chair offers good support at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.
"Offers good support. It's urkelnomically correct."
by I Dont Fuckin Know February 2, 2020
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CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome)

An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.

Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.

The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.

Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part
CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) is the reason for Happy Hour.
by Killroy74 August 30, 2010
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Carrier has arrived

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INTERCEPTORS
by Moosefaces January 2, 2008
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Drunk Correction

A correction angle that is factored into one's beer pong shot due to extensive intoxication.

The size and placement of the angle is completely dependent on the level of intoxication of the shooter. It is also an acquired skill that develops over time and is usually non-existent in those that suck at beer pong and/or drinking.

Note that this is similar to the concept of crosswind correction, an airplane piloting technique referring to the correction needed for a crosswind present during landing.
"Wow, Darren has been drinking heavily all day and he's still hitting cups like a champion. He really has great drunk correction."

"Dammit Matt, either start putting in some drunk correction or I'm finding a new partner. I'm carrying this team, asshole."
by Pilotguy44 October 19, 2009
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Carrie Fletcher

Carrie Fletcher is one of the most adorable human being. She is a vlogger and is known under the username "itswaypastmybedtime" on youtube. Her best friend is Alex Day (here best friend meaning secret boyfriend). Sometimes, she writes really cute songs and she has a wicked voice. She is also Tom Fletcher's (McFly singer and guitarist) younger sister.

PS: Her hair is perfect; she's like a blond Merida.
"You definitely want to be as flawless as Carrie Fletcher"
by jueissocoollike December 9, 2012
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Carried

When a member of a team does outstandingly well and does most of the work leading his team to victory.

Used prevalently in League of Legends.
"Dude you guys wouldn't have won if your ADC didn't get fed. He carried you hard."
by FixingThings January 14, 2013
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correctional work

An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.
Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021
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