Coronavirus

A virus that makes people watch Contagion, a movie from 2011

John: Hey, wanna watch Contagion?
Micheal: Why?
John: Because of the Coronavirus.
Micheal: So?
John: We need to watch it, or else.
Micheal: Okay, whatever.

by IThinkMyEmailWasHacked March 27, 2020

coronavirus

a fucking virus that started in china on december 2019 that has a death rate of 2-5% and around 150m infections
also known as sars cov 2.

My father died from coronavirus.

by fordashy is gay June 11, 2021

The Coronavirus

A sex position like doggy-style except the person that's behind wraps his hands around the mouth and nostrils of the person on the bottom, making it hard for her to breathe

Note: heteronormative pronouns were used as placeholders; the position itself is gender netural, just like the pandemic :)

While in the Coronavirus position:

Him: Oh yeah, you sexy little oxygen whore; breathe for daddy

Her: * wheezes * mmhfdfhg yes corona-daddy fuck me, oh fuck me

Him: it's so hot when you call me that

by EyyCrossroads March 20, 2020

coronavirus

A virus that infects the entire world. Started in China. How it was started is unknown.

The U.S. is the current leader in coronavirus cases.

by CanPenguinsFly March 28, 2020

Conover

The act of taking a Jello-Shot or sucking any sort of gelatin product out of another person's ass crack.

Me: Dude, did you see what Chris did this weekend?

John: All I know is he sucked Jello out of Ashtin's ass!

Me: I was there dude! It was sick! That's the first time I've ever seen someone actually do a Conover!

by AJ16 November 4, 2011

cronover

see zombie hunter, just there, who?

"just because" and "cronover = chronic"

by queer of france February 8, 2008

Coronavirus boredom

Coronavirus Boredom is the boredom occurred because you can't do anything because there are no sports going on and everything is closed or there is no tissue paper in the bathroom when you go out

OMG I have the Coronavirus Boredom again

by its corona timeeeee March 16, 2020