Cornwalling

A lewd but ambiguous sexual act. It's implied that cornwalling is something done in places with populations of less than 5 000 and more farm animals than people.

You remember that country chick we met at the bar last night? I ended up cornwalling her in a barn with her cousin Earl!

by IIscariot September 7, 2011

Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell: Lead singer for the bands Soundgarden, Audioslave, and temple of the dog. Incredibly hot, and has amazing greased down hair.

Person 1: Who's that guy rocking that flannel shirt?
Person 2: That's Chris Cornell

by Steely-cat July 22, 2018

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.

person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."

by sissipher February 1, 2013

Sally Cornwall

A butt cheekless fart.

1) Oh my, I do believe he just dropped a filthy Sally Cornwall.

2) She straight Cornwalled him.

by thajman0524 May 21, 2013

cornell college

Set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic Mount Vernon, Iowa, Cornell College is a private, four-year liberal arts college. "Cornell College... lowering mens standards since 1853"

wow i like world of warcarft and dont have a life, i should go to cornell college

by warhorse2533 December 18, 2008

Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

cornwallis

1.) a mixed martial arts fighter, who's actual christened name blows. 2.) a General in the movie "patriot". 3.) a stinky queer. 4.) a half irish, half jew, but slightly italian drunk.

"holy shit cornwallis you cant just kill innocent people!?

by Fomede September 1, 2009