"What do you call a group of crows?" "A murder."
"What do you call a group of women?" "A conspiracy."
"What do you call a group of women?" "A conspiracy."
by Gryph August 6, 2014
Get the conspiracy mug.The idea that everyone in college football is out to get the SEC. Thinking they are master's of the universe, these bastions of sportsmanship forget their illiteracy and racial intolerance to chant how important their conference is. Conference pride is about as intelligent as AFC pride in the NFL, it's meaningless and most fans find themselves defending their conference for no real reason due to the SEC conspiracy. The conspiracy exists mainly due to the fact that flaws are never recognized but every strength exploited to the point of nausea.
"Hey look Cal is beating the University of Tennessee!" - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
by mwbinDC February 19, 2008
Get the SEC conspiracy mug.A conspiracy theory is an alternative explanation of an event or situation that differs from the narrative of mainstream media, history books or others means.
Most conspiracy theories revolve around controversial topics like 9/11, vaccines, frauds, aliens.
Some conspiracies are batshit crazy and have little to no evidence. Others are just crazy and controversial to some but have very validity and evidence to be recognized as true. There are examples of conspiracies that have been proven as true but were seen as impossible or improbable in the past.
The word is often used from as an ad hominem to the theory and it's arguments and to try to discredit the person expressing it.
Most conspiracy theories revolve around controversial topics like 9/11, vaccines, frauds, aliens.
Some conspiracies are batshit crazy and have little to no evidence. Others are just crazy and controversial to some but have very validity and evidence to be recognized as true. There are examples of conspiracies that have been proven as true but were seen as impossible or improbable in the past.
The word is often used from as an ad hominem to the theory and it's arguments and to try to discredit the person expressing it.
I can't trust the politicians and the media. I mean, they have a track record of lies and bullshit. This is nothing but a 24/7 news & propaganda cycle to enslave your mind while making you believe that you're free. This is my conspiracy theory about all of these TV programs and channels.
by mollyxanlean December 14, 2020
Get the Conspiracy theory mug.Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
Get the Hipster Conspiracy Theorist mug.1. Those who ridicule others calling them "conspiracy theorists" just because they disagree with popular opinion, the news media, or the so-called "majority".
2. People who are willing to allow the truth to be swept under the rug when they find it convenient for their own agendas or the agendas of their political party.
3. Those who simply “cancel” those with whom they disagree, especially if evidence is presented that they find detrimental to their personal agendas. Conspiracy deniers have accomplished this recently by implementing one-sided and politically biased “fact checks” to discredit those with whom they disagree. They tend to marginalize the evidence presented by others as “insignificant” based on their own political or emotional biases.
Conspiracy deniers typically trust so-called experts, scientists, or doctors who are bankrolled by those who seek to push a specific agenda while ignoring other experts, scientists, and doctors who present contrary findings and opinions.
Conspiracy deniers are often similar to co-conspirators in that they buy into agendas that are either scientifically or mathematically unlikely to produce favorable results and then oppose or persecute those who seek to expose the flaws in such agendas.
2. People who are willing to allow the truth to be swept under the rug when they find it convenient for their own agendas or the agendas of their political party.
3. Those who simply “cancel” those with whom they disagree, especially if evidence is presented that they find detrimental to their personal agendas. Conspiracy deniers have accomplished this recently by implementing one-sided and politically biased “fact checks” to discredit those with whom they disagree. They tend to marginalize the evidence presented by others as “insignificant” based on their own political or emotional biases.
Conspiracy deniers typically trust so-called experts, scientists, or doctors who are bankrolled by those who seek to push a specific agenda while ignoring other experts, scientists, and doctors who present contrary findings and opinions.
Conspiracy deniers are often similar to co-conspirators in that they buy into agendas that are either scientifically or mathematically unlikely to produce favorable results and then oppose or persecute those who seek to expose the flaws in such agendas.
Conspiracy deniers love to believe everything they hear on the mainstream news and then criticize those who dare to disagree with them. They wouldn't know a real conspiracy if it bit them in the butt.
by nobodytoldme November 28, 2022
Get the conspiracy denier mug.The conspiracy theory that the reason the Avocado has such a large seed that i cannot reproduce by itself naturally is because it was introduced to earth by an advanced alien civilization. The only way for it to continue to exist is for some spieces to evolve to the point that it could farm and care for the avocado while also slowly taking over and domesticating the host species. This is also the reason everyone freaks out when someone says "i don't like avocados" as this is a direct threat to the future overlords.
Waitress: Would you like to try todays special on avocado toast and salad?
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
Person 1: No thank you, I don't really like avocados.
The entire restaurant stands up and points in unison.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS THE AVOCADOS! ITS SOME SORT OF AVOCADO CONSPIRACY.
by justanotherbluepill February 8, 2019
Get the Avocado Conspiracy mug.A generally unsubstantiated claim - generally based on what is called an argument from ignorance, linking completely unrelated things, etc - that is usually considered to be against the well-being of the demographic of the conspiracy theorist. Almost always pushed by scientifically illiterate people, religious fundamentalists, the uneducated or misinformed, and - always - the paranoid.
"The government did 9/11! Jews control all of the banks as part of the Illuminati! NWO NWO NWO CHEMTRAILS!"
"You're a moron with this conspiracy theory nonsense. The 'Illuminati,' and 'NWO,' for that matter, have been conspiracy theories for well over a century. People were just as alarmist then as you nuts are now. And we're in some totalitarian unfree state now where you.. oh, have the freedom to express these nutjob hypotheses of yours?"
"You're a moron with this conspiracy theory nonsense. The 'Illuminati,' and 'NWO,' for that matter, have been conspiracy theories for well over a century. People were just as alarmist then as you nuts are now. And we're in some totalitarian unfree state now where you.. oh, have the freedom to express these nutjob hypotheses of yours?"
by adym smew April 10, 2010
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