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Coolito

noun: 1) A person who is so full of himself and thinks of himself as cool, yet really he is a total ass.
2) A petite but (gluteus maximus).

Adjective
1) The act of being cool, but just a little, and at the same time acting like a little bit like an jack-ass.

This defiinition derives from the Spanish word "culo" which means "ass" and the suffix "ito" which means "little" or "small."
n. 1)That dude is such a coolito for wearing bluetooth devices on both ears!

n. 2) That chick had a really cute coolito!

adj. 1) That was so coolito the way he was cutting farts in that yoga class!!
by El Coolito December 1, 2009
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gay cooties

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay

2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay
1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.

2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.
by vwvw March 20, 2017
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cooties

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!
by blehmonster August 7, 2007
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cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015
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Cooties

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx February 20, 2011
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cootie-cat

The vagina, girl part, p*ssy
Coach Curry has a stinky cootie-cat. i smelled it while 'he' was down the hall
by Evil Tim September 27, 2003
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Cootify

to disperse cooties onto willing/unwilling participant(s); including inanimate objects.
You decided to cootify the food by sneezing on it.

germify contaminate
by ninik July 21, 2011
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