Coom-pilled

Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.

Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.

Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.

by Thin White Duke January 11, 2024

Creative coom

The act of 2 or more people in bed, when a male ejaculates semen onto parts of the bed, which the others decorate it with food coloring, sprinkles etc. It is considered rude not to rub the piece of art all over yourself after completing.

Me and a bunch of other girls did a creative coom after college. It was very fun and exciting.

by anonymous May 4, 2024

fem coom

The delicate jism of a human female

I went down on my girl last night, and she fem coomed so hard, I almost drowned

Mmmmmm, fem coom - some furry, probably

by Coom magick April 1, 2021

neo-cooming

when you zum to a hot person

Person 1: damn they/them are so fucking hot i just zame in my pants
Person 2: bro stop neo-cooming

by GimbasBrothers July 31, 2021

coom

to brush against gently

The duster coomed the counter

by anonymous December 11, 2023

coom whale

Someone that spend a lot of money on porn or to satisfy himself.

Him: he is a coom whale!
Her: Yeah he donated $5000 to me

by maikatura August 28, 2022

coom cave

A mystical place where chubby neck bearded man children suck on their butt plugs and spank it to anime girls.

Don't go into Jeffrey's coom cave. It smells like ass and cum!

by assmuncher999 April 30, 2022