A prize given to someone who does not deserve/ did not get the real thing, but needs to be acknowledged somehow.
by rackanna January 12, 2011
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The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?
No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?
No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
by Spade713 June 11, 2005
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1) There is no such word as Confuction-Nonsense.
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