Codstipated

The act of being constipated due to holding in a poop because you were playing cod.

Dude, I had to drop some dumpage while playing cod but I was 23-3 so i held it in. Now i have been codstipated since my first prestige.

by repthe406 February 19, 2011

constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018

constipated

when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)

henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!

by usrite April 18, 2019

constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020