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consistently gorgeous

When a person's facebook/myspace/myyearbook/etc. pictures always show them looking hot/sexy/attractive/ etc. They never take a bad photograph, and are therefore consistently gorgeous.
Guess what? I've been talking to this new guy I just met. I was looking through his pictures, and he was consistently gorgeous. I have high hopes for our future.
by crazyblond4life December 15, 2009
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consistent lay

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016
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Confirmate

Computer Tech; "Hold On Let Me Confirmate My Account."

Person; "Don't You Mean Confirm?"
by DatRandomPerson September 7, 2009
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CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.
There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.
by William J Wilson January 5, 2009
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Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.
“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.
by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018
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sexually constipated

the act of 'not gettin any'
Joshua hasn't gotten lad in 2 months. He's sexually constipated.
by the black avenger March 31, 2010
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consistent dick

by Lolaaaaaa. June 9, 2017
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