honosexual

Someone who has seual intercourse with filthy shoes.

Liam couldn't get any action. So he became a honosexual.

by CloudsOfChlamydia July 10, 2007

monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.

No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.

by ND494 January 20, 2005

Controsexual

Someone you think is one sexual orientation, but is really another.

"...turns out he's gay! Why does he have to be such a controsexual?"

by FredEx November 22, 2004

monosexual

To be sexual attracted to yourself

Zack got a boner by looking at his own asshole and then proceeded to masturbanate because he's a monosexual.

by whacking day July 31, 2010

consexual

consensual sex

It was not rape, it was consexual.

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

monosexual

A person who chooses to be single, i.e., they only have sex with themselves.

"You got a girlfriend?", "No, I'm a monosexual".

by tcumming123 March 6, 2008

cosmosexual

someone attracted to Kramer on Seinfeld

You know I'm good looking, you know I'm hot, you know what... I bet she's cosmosexual

by Jaime pitts November 4, 2006