Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

Conk

The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw

Your nearly on the level of conk

by C0nk January 5, 2021

Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.

Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.

by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019

conk

your nose

yu s got a massive conk

by big john 21 September 24, 2019