confuding

When your brain be so confused you can't think straight to even remember your own name, who you are as a person, or your time period.

Matt: Dude, Inception was so confuding I thought I drove a carriage here and best friend was named Winston when I walked out of the theater.
Winston: 'Tis jolly. Let's go ride home

by GooeyGrownMan June 6, 2023

Confurting

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.

Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry

by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019

Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit

Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"

by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020

flange conquering

shagging the shitter out of a whole population of people, male or female.

"I was flange conquering lancashire, now i have AIDs!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 22, 2003

conjungtriate

(origin unknown, possibly influenced by alcohol). to be a member of a group of 3 people who continually take on each others characteristics

because me Mat and Tarro have been living together so long and spending so much time together, we have conjungtriated

by wonderfool December 1, 2003

conjungtriatee:

a member of a conjungtriation group.

Me Mat and Tarro are the original conjungtriatees, who came up with this word after spending so many bored evenings together

by wonderfool December 1, 2003