confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake

That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.

by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018

Thai Confetti Launcher

The act of ramming confetti down a girls shaft approximatively 4 inches, and the girl then proceeds to let a massive queef propel the confetti out of her snatch.

Dude that Thai Confetti launcher propelled that confetti a good 4 feet!

by friarJawn March 3, 2011

blasted a confetti cannon

Giving a hand job to a washed up hip hop artist

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.

by jk63 August 12, 2016

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back on your face.

1: Yo I got that gassy blowback last night.
2: Dude I love confetti cannons.

by Demon Dickin September 24, 2016

Emo Confetti

When a few day old black or gray ink tattoo reaches the peeling stage, the flakes of colored skin left behind after sleeping, changing clothes, etc.

When Cis went to bed, she saw the emo confetti she'd left that morning and remembered to put lotion on her tattoo.

by Centri February 27, 2009

jail house confetti

A slang term for semen.

I gave my woman some Jail house confetti the other night.

by kiwigum2 June 20, 2007

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015